Why is it every time I go into your store, there are 14 available registers, but only one person scheduled to man them?
And what the hell is the point of having a self-checkout station or two (the greatest inventions of all time), yet they are never, ever in service. Seriously, I've been to your store maybe 30 times in the last few years and they've never been open. What the fuck?
Good thing you got this installed, assholes
There's nothing I love more than walking into a CVS with the intent of purchasing one item, carrying this belief that this time, maybe, I'll be in and out in less than one hour. After all, I just need some TUMS! That's pretty quick, right?
Not at CVS. Nothing is quick in that time suck. You might as well purchase one of their $15 lawn chairs and park it in line cause you ain't going nowhere.
CVS Customers in 1932
Feels a little like this, doesn't it?
Until then, rot in hell CVS.
Love it. Next time your feeling under the weather check out the Minute Clinic or should I say 120 Minute Clinic. My wife was the 3rd person in line and it took 2+ hours!!! Never again.
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