This is Walter Sobchak:
He sits on my desk between my phone and my stapler. You can see a bit of my stapler in the picture. It's a Swingline...no big deal. Walter protects me nearly every day from inane and soul-crushing conversations. Here's an example:
Guy I Don't Want to Talk to: Hey Robert...favor to ask you.
[Note that they call me Robert, which is not really my name]
Robert (Me): What.
[Note that this is not a question, but an attempt to get their ridiculous request out of their mouth so I can get on with my life.]
GIDWTTT: I have a question that I've asked you fourteen times but I've forgotten and need to ask you again. How do I......[sees Walter Sobchak]...what is that?
Me: It's Walter Sobchak.
GIDWTTT: Who?
Me: From The Big Lebowski. The movie.
GIDWTTT: I haven't seen it.
Me: You should.
GIDWTTT: So you have a doll on your desk?
Me: Yes I do.
[Guy walks away]
Seriously, this thing really works. And he comes with a bowling ball.
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