Please just do the right thing and hire Ryne Sandberg as your manager. Don't be dicks and hire Listach or Wedge, OKAY!!!! Those guys managed the Indians and Nationals! The INDIANS! AND THE NATIONALS!
Jim Hendry, this is especially directed at you because you have, time and again, blundered your way through this job as GM and put the Cubs into such a financial and talentless hole that we may not climb out for a dozen years. So, as penance for your crimes, you must hire Ryne Sandberg.
Do the right thing, Cubs. Give Ryno the shot he deserves, you morons. I mean, just look at this guy:
He just looks like a manager, right? Am I right? Come on, he's one of the best players you ever had so just give him a shot, alright?! Stop being stupid. Hire Ryno. Do it. Ryno. Hire him.
Your disenchanted fan,
Bob
